Price range: $41.69 through $69.69
PRE-ORDER — 6-8 week delivery time for pre-order products.
Choose Your Companion
Betty is the perfect match for anyone who loves love (and soft things, which counts as a personality).
Dorian wraps you in full-body comfort with 160cm of “I promise I’m not blushing, you’re blushing.”
Mac is fully upgraded with the new Hoboken operating system and ready to support your mood, your needs, and all your self-insert fanfic. Don’t worry, no one’s going to make you delete it this time.
Timothy Timepiece delivers the rare privilege of sleeping in without getting a strongly worded lecture about it.
Telly delivers zero buffering, so you can binge all night without a single dropped connection.
Mateo brings the coziness, the tassels, and a level of care usually reserved for rescued animals.
Dirk brings the edge, the eye-rolls, and the kind of confidence most people can’t pull off, so you might as well cozy up.
Dolly brings the Southern charm and a PhD in dust bunny-ology, with zero patience left over for your nonsense.
Hector Full blast, all night long. Hector doesn’t do cold shoulders, only warm embraces, and you’re the only setting he’s ever known. No thermostat required. Just you, the covers, and someone who’s been waiting behind the vents to finally hold you close.
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